Now, I can picture editing a movie to cut scary or inappropriate parts. I "edit" some fairy tales as I read, skipping nightmare-inducing parts or glossing over bits I'm too tired to explain to Little Miss Curious. In another version of ad hoc censorship, a certain companion of mine noisily sneezes or coughs during parts of songs or books that don't pass my approval for 7-year-old ears. But the idea of replacing part of a film with something "more suitable?" I see the potential to majorly warp a kids' mind.
The idea of splicing film, trying to rewrite history or manipulate minds with media isn't new. But the suggestion of switching scenes around (rather than avoiding violent films or even just skipping parts)? I can't help imagining what an insane perception of the world this could give a kid. Alex in a Clockwork Orange suddenly replaced with Swiper the Fox? It conjures up images of planting a warped Memento-meets-Strawberry Shortcake-meets-Fight-Club childhood in my daughter's future memories.
|Be thankful I did not add the freakiest of these retouched shots.|
After this surprising tip, I'm almost tempted to read the rest of the DVD-player manual.